Hook-and-Loop Morale Patch · TPPC-P01
Morale: Classified
3.5 in. embroidered patch · merrowed border · hook backing$12Custom-manufactured
The Porta Potty Chronicles
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Patches, stickers, field gear, hygiene supplies, and other questionable equipment.
Sticker Locker · Ten Designs
For the door.
For the vehicle.
For your gear.
Weatherproof field labels, bumper stickers, and die-cut decals built around the shared language of the blue room.
FIELD-TESTEDI SURVIVEDTHE PORTA POTTY AT ______ · YEAR ____
RADIATION / SANITATIONATOMIC RELIEFBLAST RADIUS: FOUR FEET
CERTIFIEDBLUE ROOM VETERANONE TOUR · ZERO PRIVACY
INSPECTEDCONDITION: QUESTIONABLESERVICEABLE: TECHNICALLY
WHEN DUTY CALLSDROP EVERYTHINGTPPC FIELD SANITATION DIVISION
DESIGNATEDTHINKING POSITIONOCCUPANCY: ONE · MORALE: CLASSIFIED
MY OTHER OFFICE IS A PORTA POTTYTHE PORTA POTTY CHRONICLES
MISSION STATUSTOUR OF DUTY COMPLETEBLUE ROOM OPERATIONS
FACILITY NOTICEIF FOUND CLEAN, REPORT IMMEDIATELYDOCUMENT ALL UNUSUAL CONDITIONS
THE ONLYNEUTRAL GROUNDRANK HAS NO AUTHORITY HERE
TPPC Supply Room
Field novelties and questionable equipment
The Supply Register
Things nobody requested.
Until now.
Every item is based on an existing customizable blank or an established custom-manufacturing format. Specialty pieces and hygiene goods may require minimum batch quantities.
Customizable blankCustom-manufacturedCustom-mintedPrivate-label batch
Patches & Pins
Hook-backed morale patches and small metal markings built for uniforms, packs, patch walls, and everything troops cover in Velcro.
Hard-Enamel Pin · TPPC-E01
Occupied
1.25 in. hard enamel · antique brass · rubber clutch$11Custom-manufactured
Hook-and-Loop Morale Patch · TPPC-MP02
Blue Room Veteran
3.5 in. embroidered arch · merrowed border · hook backing$12Custom-manufactured
Hook-and-Loop Morale Patch · TPPC-MP03
Drop Zone Certified
3.5 in. embroidered hexagon · merrowed border · hook backing$12Custom-manufactured
Hook-and-Loop Morale Patch · TPPC-MP04
I Survived
3.75 in. embroidered field tab · write-in line · hook backing$12Custom-manufactured
Hook-and-Loop Morale Patch · TPPC-MP05
Field Sanitation
3.5 in. embroidered shield · merrowed border · hook backing$12Custom-manufactured
Hook-and-Loop Morale Patch · TPPC-MP06
Atomic Relief
3.5 in. embroidered roundel · atomic-era art · hook backing$12Custom-manufactured
Hook-and-Loop Morale Patch · TPPC-MP07
No Rank in Here
3.75 in. embroidered rocker · merrowed border · hook backing$12Custom-manufactured
Stickers & Decals
Weatherproof individual designs, bumper stickers, and complete field sets for authorized surfaces.
Vinyl Sticker Pack · TPPC-X01
Atomic Relief Field Set
Six explosive die-cut decals · weatherproof vinyl$16Custom-manufactured
FIELD-TESTEDI SURVIVEDTHE PORTA POTTY AT ______ · YEAR ____
Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker · TPPC-ST01
I Survived
4 in. weatherproof vinyl · write-in location and year$6Customizable blank
RADIATION / SANITATIONATOMIC RELIEFBLAST RADIUS: FOUR FEET
Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker · TPPC-ST02
Atomic Relief
3.5 in. weatherproof vinyl · atomic-era field graphic$5Customizable blank
CERTIFIEDBLUE ROOM VETERANONE TOUR · ZERO PRIVACY
Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker · TPPC-ST03
Blue Room Veteran
3.5 in. weatherproof arched vinyl decal$5Customizable blank
INSPECTEDCONDITION: QUESTIONABLESERVICEABLE: TECHNICALLY
Inspection Sticker · TPPC-ST04
Condition: Questionable
3 × 4 in. weatherproof inspection-label vinyl$5Customizable blank
WHEN DUTY CALLSDROP EVERYTHINGTPPC FIELD SANITATION DIVISION
Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker · TPPC-ST05
Drop Everything
3.5 in. weatherproof vinyl · field sanitation issue$5Customizable blank
DESIGNATEDTHINKING POSITIONOCCUPANCY: ONE · MORALE: CLASSIFIED
Facility Sticker · TPPC-ST06
Designated Thinking Position
3 × 4 in. weatherproof facility-label vinyl$5Customizable blank
MY OTHER OFFICE IS A PORTA POTTYTHE PORTA POTTY CHRONICLES
Bumper Sticker · TPPC-ST07
My Other Office
3 × 10 in. weatherproof bumper-grade vinyl$7Customizable blank
MISSION STATUSTOUR OF DUTY COMPLETEBLUE ROOM OPERATIONS
Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker · TPPC-ST08
Tour of Duty Complete
3.5 in. weatherproof mission-status decal$5Customizable blank
FACILITY NOTICEIF FOUND CLEAN, REPORT IMMEDIATELYDOCUMENT ALL UNUSUAL CONDITIONS
Facility Sticker · TPPC-ST09
If Found Clean
3 × 4 in. weatherproof facility-notice vinyl$5Customizable blank
THE ONLYNEUTRAL GROUNDRANK HAS NO AUTHORITY HERE
Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker · TPPC-ST10
The Only Neutral Ground
3.5 in. weatherproof double-border vinyl decal$5Customizable blank
COMPLETE FIELD SETTHE STICKER LOCKERTEN DESIGNS · TPPC
Complete Vinyl Sticker Set · TPPC-SB01
The Sticker Locker
All ten weatherproof TPPC designs · individual die cuts and bumper sticker$42Custom-manufactured
Field Gear
Useful objects, questionable equipment, and comfort items intended for repeated deployment.
Two-Sided Challenge Coin · TPPC-C01
The Only Neutral Ground
1.75 in. die-struck antique brass · separate artwork on both sides$18Custom-minted
Pocket Notebook · TPPC-N01
Official Thinking Time Log
48 waterproof pages for logging every strategic deposit$9Customizable blank
Vehicle Air Freshener · TPPC-A01
Smells Like Victory
Drop-zone fragrance · cedar and suspiciously fresh grass$7Custom-manufactured
Ceramic Mug · TPPC-M01
Government-Issued Solitude
12 oz. stoneware · field cream · dishwasher safe$22Customizable blank
Desk Plaque · TPPC-D01
Tactical Planning in Progress
8 × 2.5 in. solid walnut · engraved face$28Custom-manufactured
Novelty Roll · TPPC-R01
Emergency Morale Reserve
Single wrapped roll · deploy only when the situation explodes$8Custom-manufactured
Field Kit · TPPC-K01
The Blue Room Survival Kit
Canvas utility case · notebook · patch · sticker sheet$42Custom-manufactured
Mirror Hangtag · TPPC-V01
Blue Room Parking Permit
Numbered authorization for short-term drop-off only$10Custom-manufactured
Key Tag · TPPC-T01
Blue Room Key
3.5 in. engraved acrylic · antique brass split ring$8Custom-manufactured
Can Cooler · TPPC-B01
Hydrate. Then Reconsider.
Collapsible neoprene · fits standard 12 oz. cans$9Custom-manufactured
Door Hanger · TPPC-G01
Tactical Planning in Progress
Rigid 3 × 9 in. board · two-sided screen print$12Custom-manufactured
Field Clipboard · TPPC-L01
Inspection Pending
Official deposit log · fiberboard with low-profile clip$24Custom-manufactured
Permanent Marker Field Set · TPPC-MK01
Field Annotation Kit
Four black permanent-marker blanks · fine and chisel tips · printed canvas sleeve · authorized surfaces only$24Customizable blank
MOLLE Roll-Dispenser Pouch · TPPC-TP01
Paperwork Retention System
Water-resistant 600D nylon · covered roll compartment · dispensing port · MOLLE attachment straps$26Customizable blank
Rechargeable Clip Utility Light · TPPC-NL01
Night Deposit Authorization
White and red LED modes · USB-C rechargeable · spring belt and webbing clip$24Customizable blank
Folding Tripod Camp Stool · TPPC-FS01
Forward Operating Seat
Powder-coated steel frame · reinforced canvas seat · compact printed carry sleeve$36Customizable blank
Utility Pouch · TPPC-U01
Field Evidence
Secure deposit bag · cotton canvas with brass zip$20Customizable blank
Cast Bottle Opener · TPPC-O01
Bombs Away
Antique-brass field opener · deploy when refreshments arrive$18Custom-manufactured
Embossed Metal Sign · TPPC-Z01
Designated Drop Zone
8 × 12 in. aluminum · occupancy one · deposit required$24Custom-manufactured
Poncho Liner · TPPC-W01
Emotional Support Woobie
Quilted ripstop comfort for when conditions are questionable$68Custom-manufactured
Field Habits
Cold drinks, dip-can storage, and discreet containment for the familiar rituals nobody includes in the official packing list.
Universal Insulated Can & Bottle Holder · TPPC-FH01
Cold Storage
Vacuum-insulated stainless blank · accommodates common cans and bottles$30Customizable blank
Waterproof Dip-Can Holder · TPPC-FH02
Secondary Deposit Site
Rugged protective shell · sized for a standard round dip or snuff can$20Customizable blank
Portable Spittoon · TPPC-FH03
Designated Spit Zone
Cup-holder format · spill-resistant funnel lid · reusable and washable$18Private-label batch
Pocket Disposal Tin · TPPC-FH04
Pack It Out
Reusable hinged metal tin · clean storage for used pouches and small field waste$8Customizable blank
Field Hygiene
Custom-label and private-label supplies that make the blue-room experience slightly more survivable.
Custom-Labeled Hand Sanitizer · TPPC-HY01
After Action Sanitizer
1 fl. oz. promotional hygiene blank · full-color TPPC label$4Private-label batch
Custom-Labeled Wipe Pouch · TPPC-HY02
After Action Wipes
15 field wipes · resealable pouch · full-color custom print$6Private-label batch
Custom-Labeled Pocket Tissues · TPPC-HY03
Emergency Paperwork
Ten 3-ply tissues · clear pocket pack · custom front decal$4Private-label batch
Private-Label Seat Covers · TPPC-HY04
Seat Recon Kit
Five individually wrapped flushable covers · custom field envelope$8Private-label batch
Private-Label Toilet Deodorizing Spray · TPPC-HY05
Close Air Support
2 fl. oz. pocket spray · leak-resistant cap · concentrated pre-use odor control$8Private-label batch
Compressed Field Towels · TPPC-HY06
Rapid Deployment Towels
Eight individually wrapped towel tablets · add water to expand · reusable field pouch$10Private-label batch
Pocket Seat-Sanitizing Spray · TPPC-HY07
Pre-Contact Treatment
1.7 fl. oz. flat spray blank · lockable atomizer · refillable pocket format$9Private-label batch
Dissolving Hand-Soap Sheets · TPPC-HY08
Rules of Engagement
Thirty biodegradable soap sheets · waterproof reusable pocket case$7Private-label batch
Standing Order
Put them where they belong.
Place stickers only on property you own or have permission to decorate.
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